We don't suck nearly as bad as you may think

Ok so, let’s talk real talk, ok?. Let’s be serious for a minute and discuss this… this  thing I just discovered. Did you know that inside of every human being is something called deoxyribonucleic acid? You might recognize it better by its initials DNA. And uh, if you saw the documentary, that’s how they made dinosaurs for Jurassic Park.  You know, that documentary about the island theme park with dinosaurs where they got out of control and people died? Yeah, that’s a really g

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