Hello, I'm supposed to report to you for my armor? Am I going to war?
Excellent! Head into prayer room one, there's a set waiting specifically for you. Go try it on and I'll help you understand how it works.
Prayer room? Do you mean fitting room?
No, prayer room. Never engage the enemy without prayer. Prayer is essential.
The belt of Truth is tight. It may sometimes be uncomfortable but there is no room for falsehood in the Truth of Jesus. The breastplate of Righteousness looks unfamiliar, I don’t think it will fit. It isn’t your righteousness, it’s the righteousness of Christ. It doesn’t fit on you, you fit in it. The boots of Peace are heavy, I cannot run in these. You aren’t supposed to run, you’re supposed to stand. The shield of faith is immovable. If it can’t be moved, how will it protect me from anything? It isn’t supposed to protect you from anything, it’s to protect you in everything. The helmet of salvation falls over my eyes, all I can see are the words "Property of Jesus Christ". Perfect, keep your eyes on Jesus Christ and you will never miss. The sword of the Spirit is a book. The sword of the Spirit is alive and active, sharper than any double-edged sword. Learn it and obey it, and be aware that it will cut you as easily as it cuts the enemy. How am I supposed to swing it? It swings itself, for your part, the best sword arm is prayer. Constant prayer. I am armored but I am still afraid. Fear not, for if God is with us, then truly, who in all creation can stand against us?