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Theophilus Finnegan Jones III is a two-thousand-year-old vampire with a landlord, a superiority complex, and no patience for nonsense. Unfortunately, nonsense abounds.
Accompanied by a golem who is nothing like you’re expecting and a woman mysteriously immune to his undead charm, Finn is bored — and boredom is dangerous. So, he decides to save Pluto.
 
From what, exactly? Good question. The answers involve a magic secret sensor, illegal weapons contracts, an enormous telepathic jerk, and a planet that may or may not be trying to kill them.
 
Snarky, fast-paced, and cosmically unhinged, Theophilus Finnegan Jones III: Space Vampire is what happens when space opera crashes headfirst into supernatural satire.