Not Really Radio

Title: Nrr 7 - Battle for Tecumseh, Monster Wedding, and Fish SmugglersDescription:The battle for Tecumseh has finally come to an epic, chaotic end! The Deer Whisperer marched on Chicago Boulevard with an army of pad-wearing bucks, slingshot-wielding squirrels, and a three-ton howitzer aimed straight at Harvest Chocolate—only to be met by Chester Chase, a flock of knife-wielding Canadian geese, turncoat feral cats, and FBCI street sweepers loaded with cryptid-paralyzing tea.In this episode of Not Really Radio, Vox recounts the wild downtown showdown and gives an exclusive look at the gorgeous, tear-jerking Globe Mill Pond wedding of Tim the hydra and Candace the sea serpent. Plus: suspicious talking fish smugglers in a white van, an invisible FBCI poltergeist whose tethering object was stolen by a crow, and strange local classifieds!Got a local rumor or classified ad? Submit it at sdgcreative.net/nrr

Title: Not Really Radio Episode 4 - Flying Saucers, Aggressive Geese, and the Truth About CanadaDescription:Vox’s morning started with a unceremonious flying saucer abduction via bubble tape dispenser and a burning FBCI "disinfectant" shower. But that’s far from the weirdest news in Tecumseh today.In this episode of Not Really Radio, Vox breaks down a high-stakes goose mugging at the Globe Mill pond, exposes a secret FBCI sting operation involving talking fish smugglers, and reveals the shocking biological truth about Canada and its feathered emotional garbage men (courtesy of Cryptid Bounty Hunter Chester Chase). Plus: Thurgood the Mothra larva gets a new job, local classifieds warn of jackalope traffic, and Vox answers listener questions about cryptid-paralyzing tea and apocalyptic deer.Got a classified ad or local rumor? Drop us a line at sdgcreative.net/nrr#Tecumsehmichigan #podcast #comedypodcast #podcastclips #VoxtheVoice #BenjaminJNichols #BenNichols #SDGCreative

Title: Not Really Radio Episode 1 - Talking Fish, Cryptids and the FBCIDescription:Welcome to the debut episode of Not Really Radio, hosted by Vox, your guide through the magical, weird, and mundane occurrences in Tecumseh, Michigan! In this premiere, Vox tackles the sudden arrival of vulgar, turtle-hating talking fish after receiving a cassette recording delivered by Ian, a surprisingly robust carrier pigeon. In this episode, Vox breaks down what cryptids really are (and why they prefer to be called M.O.N.S.T.E.R.S.), introduces the secret Federal Bureau of Cryptid Investigation (FBCI), and recounts a wild agent-versus-kung-fu-bat brawl in his front yard. Plus: strange classifieds, listener Q&A about Jackalope Crossings and Pete the Bird Park troll, and tips on living alongside local supernatural creatures. Got a local rumor or classified ad? Send it in at sdgcreative.net/nrr#Tecumsehmichigan #podcast #comedypodcast #podcastclips #VoxtheVoice #BenjaminJNichols #BenNichols #SDGCreative

Title: Not Really Radio Episode 6 - Deerpocalypse Approaches, Corvid Pawn Shop, and the Cryptid ConventionDescription: The threat level in Tecumseh is rising as sports stores are raided for tactical gear by the "Antler-Guard" and the Deer Whisperer’s militarized deer army. Meanwhile, Vox gets a day pass to the surprisingly wholesome Cryptid Convention in the secret McDonald's parking lot, where he samples memory-wiping vanilla ice cream and learns of ominous "echoes" on the horizon.In this episode of Not Really Radio, Vox airs an intercepted back-alley euchre recording exposing a talking fish smuggling operation targeting the Globe Mill pond, reports on crows running a pawn shop out of The Curious Crow, and details an acorn-pelting squirrel assault on Tim the Hydra. Plus: FBCI paper airplanes, useless science advice from new (and quickly fired) consultant Jason, and local classifieds.Got a local rumor or classified ad? Send it in at sdgcreative.net/nrr#Tecumsehmichigan #podcast #comedypodcast #podcastclips #VoxtheVoice #BenjaminJNichols #BenNichols #SDGCreative

Title: Not Really Radio Episode 3 - The Wampus Cat, the Worm and the Whisperer Description:The Deer Whisperer's reign of terror grows as he runs around the woods with a truck-sized howitzer, an army of feral cats, and organized deer waging guerilla warfare with mud grenades. Meanwhile, local legend Chester Chase steps in to negotiate with the obnoxious six-legged Wampus Cat behind Burger King. In this episode of Not Really Radio, Vox breaks down the arrival of garbage-eating Akaname cryptids from Japan, gives a safety update on Thurgood—a 20-foot Pre-Alpha Mothra larva living near The Pit—and explains why Oolong Tea from the British Tea Garden doubles as non-toxic cryptid paralysis venom. Plus: Gremlin-powered playgrounds, strange classifieds, and listener questions! Got a local rumor or classified ad? Send it in at sdgcreative.net/nrr#Tecumsehmichigan #podcast #comedypodcast #podcastclips #VoxtheVoice #BenjaminJNichols #BenNichols #SDGCreative

Title: Not Really Radio Episode 5 - Akaname Farewell, 8mph Squirrels and My BadDescription:The FBCI scores a messy win behind Tuckey’s Big Boy as the Akaname are frozen with paralysis venom and deported via garbage truck, while Vox issues a formal apology (complete with a Busch's gift basket) to Agents Al and Joey for accidentally ruining their sting operation.In this episode of Not Really Radio, Vox covers major community updates: Tim the Hydra and Candace the Sea Serpent are engaged, militarized deer accompanied by human activists are blocking traffic on Brown Street, and a scurry of squirrels running an 8 mph miniature truck operation was spotted ambushing employees on Occidental. Plus: classifieds, listener questions about turning into a tree, and a mysterious operatic noise haunting Tecumseh.Got a local rumor or classified ad? Submit it at sdgcreative.net/nrr#Tecumsehmichigan #podcast #comedypodcast #podcastclips #VoxtheVoice #BenjaminJNichols #BenNichols #SDGCreative

Title: Not Really Radio Episode 2 - Deer Defense, Chester Chase and Science Stuff Description:The Deer Whisperer is on the loose in Tecumseh, and things are escalating fast. From FBCI paper airplane updates regarding a yogurt bandit and a deer-operated howitzer to local stags sporting mullets, binoculars, and tactical stick-rifles, Vox breaks down the growing woodland threat—and explains why AI deer-defense tips will only get you stomped into mulch. In this episode of Not Really Radio, Vox shares legendary eyewitness facts about local cryptid bounty hunter Chester Chase, reads a bizarre letter from novelty manufacturer Gemmy (creators of Big Mouth Bass), and reports on a giant glowing egg that just hatched into a bush-eating worm on Billmyer Road. Plus: Gremlin meeting notes spelled out in Cheerios at Jerry’s Market, upcoming Cryptid Convention rumors, and strange local classifieds. Got a local rumor or classified ad? Send it in at sdgcreative.net/nrr#Tecumsehmichigan #podcast #comedypodcast #podcastclips #VoxtheVoice #BenjaminJNichols #BenNichols #SDGCreative